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I would say milk, but I'd die pretty fast because I just cannot drink enough milk in a day to count for all the water I need, and the excess calcium/whatever would probably be very bad for me.
Maybe there's a type of non-caffeinated tea that gets the job done? Does that count as being cute?
People need water, this is not going to go well.