Comment on And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
I would say milk, but I'd die pretty fast because I just cannot drink enough milk in a day to count for all the water I need, and the excess calcium/whatever would probably be very bad for me.
Maybe there's a type of non-caffeinated tea that gets the job done? Does that count as being cute?
People need water, this is not going to go well.